my oldest....

He is much better than this short video shows, but I'm proud of his skills anyway.

* A closed mouth gathers no feet.
* Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
* If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
* The basis of friendship is forgetting what you give and remembering what you receive.
* People cannot change truth, but truth can change people.
* The measure of a man's character is what he would do if he would never be found out.
* Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?